**Virtual University Of Pakistan**Student Cafe: 10/10/11

Monday, October 10, 2011

..::VU-Pink::.. ````..MST read...hansen k ROYEN??..pak ki .....````

ASSALAM O ALYKUM...read carefully.....:)..zrorr

Aik badshah ne apney wazeer se kaha k me apni awaam ki bardasht dekhna chahta hoon....Tum kis tareeqay se jaancho..

Wazeer ne kya kiya k ...

Aik pull tha jis pe se guzar k sab hi kam ko jatay thay.....Us ne us pull pe se guzarney ka 10 RS/s TAX laga diya..

sab ne dena shuru kr diyaa....

bara hairan hoa

Ahista ahista us ne tax 100 rupees kr diyaa......Sab dene lagay ..KOI NHI BOLA....

phir US ne aisaa kiya k hr kisi ko PULL se guzareny lagay 10 10 jootay b laganey ka huqam diyaa...

Sab logon ne 10 10 jootay khayy ...

BAdshah ne socah aj to awaam ki bahir achi reelli nikley gi.....

Sham ko badshah k mehal k agay sab k sab jama ho gay ..or ihtijaj kiya ..

KIS BAT PE?...u knoww?

"k Badsah sahab , humne kam pe jana hotahay , roz derr ho jati hay Jootay marney wala aik hi aadmi hay , zyada logon ka intizam kren , ta k hum jaldi farigh ho jaya kren.... "

DEDICATED TO PAKISTANI AWAAM.............hansen k rooyn....??

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"""Don't worry if people hate you because there are many others who love and care you in the earth. But be worried if ALLAH hates you because there is no other who loves and cares you in akhirat."""

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Re: .::VULMSIT::.eNoxel Who Want to learn ASP.NET 3.5 Contact me (Online Classes)

me also want to do that.

On Tue, Oct 11, 2011 at 11:12 AM, mc090407138 Salman Mushtaq <mc090407138@vu.edu.pk> wrote:

Me too

On Sun, Oct 9, 2011 at 3:07 PM, mc100204048 Sidra Khan <mc100204048@vu.edu.pk> wrote:

me 2

On Sun, Oct 9, 2011 at 3:50 PM, mc090408809 Waheed Ur Rahman <mc090408809@vu.edu.pk> wrote:

AOA
I am interesting to learn the course kindly give complete information about this course

regards

On Sun, Oct 9, 2011 at 9:19 AM, .·´`·.·´¯`·.›ChHÖTÂ MãSteR.·´`·.·´¯`·.› <bc060400079@vu.edu.pk> wrote:

Aslam u Alakum!

The course contents are given below
Chapter 1 Getting Started

Chapter 2 Using Microsoft sql server 2008

chapter 3 Creating Asp.Net Pages
chapter 4 Programming in Asp.Net

chapter 5 Creating Reusable Code
chapter 6 Using Cascading Style sheets in asp.net pages
Chapter 7 Presenting Dynamic Data
Chapter 8 Creating Data Entry System

Chapter 9 Validating Input
Chapter10 Creating Reports
Chapter11 Managing Session State
Chapter12 Securing a site with Forms authentication
Chapter13 Deploying a Website

A Project(website) will be started at the beginning and completed at the last. The Person who are interested contact me via email or on this number 03456550981.

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Re: .::VULMSIT::.eNoxel Who Want to learn ASP.NET 3.5 Contact me (Online Classes)

Me too

On Sun, Oct 9, 2011 at 3:07 PM, mc100204048 Sidra Khan <mc100204048@vu.edu.pk> wrote:

me 2

On Sun, Oct 9, 2011 at 3:50 PM, mc090408809 Waheed Ur Rahman <mc090408809@vu.edu.pk> wrote:

AOA
I am interesting to learn the course kindly give complete information about this course

regards

On Sun, Oct 9, 2011 at 9:19 AM, .·´`·.·´¯`·.›ChHÖTÂ MãSteR.·´`·.·´¯`·.› <bc060400079@vu.edu.pk> wrote:

Aslam u Alakum!

The course contents are given below
Chapter 1 Getting Started

Chapter 2 Using Microsoft sql server 2008

chapter 3 Creating Asp.Net Pages
chapter 4 Programming in Asp.Net

chapter 5 Creating Reusable Code
chapter 6 Using Cascading Style sheets in asp.net pages
Chapter 7 Presenting Dynamic Data
Chapter 8 Creating Data Entry System

Chapter 9 Validating Input
Chapter10 Creating Reports
Chapter11 Managing Session State
Chapter12 Securing a site with Forms authentication
Chapter13 Deploying a Website

A Project(website) will be started at the beginning and completed at the last. The Person who are interested contact me via email or on this number 03456550981.

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[Pak Youth] ````...Enjoy , from $$..JOKES.....````

...JOKES...

Few time Ago A person invented that ..

Who is the most active person of the world...?

"Who invented the alarm.."

n Who is the most lazy person of the world?...

"Who created a Snooze button in it......."....:)

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Aik murghi ko kawway se muhabbat ho gayi........Murghay ko pta chla to wo bhot naraz hoa or us se poocha..

MURGHA:"mujhme kay kami thi ..?....kawway se zyada khoobsoorat hoon , tumhari baradi ka hoon..khush rakhoon ga or kyaa?....."

Murghi boli:"..Me ap k jazbaat ki kadar krti hoon.......lein wo AIR FORCE ME HAIN......."

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2 nalaiq larkay paper de k abhir aye to pehlay ne doosrau se poocha

pehla:.."Yar ....paper konsa thaa?"

Doosra:"...Maths kaa..."

Pehla:"Is ka matlab k TUNE waqay paper diyaa??...."

Doosra:"...OOoo nahi yaar ....sath wali larki k hath me calculator dekha tha...."

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"""Don't worry if people hate you because there are many others who love and care you in the earth. But be worried if ALLAH hates you because there is no other who loves and cares you in akhirat."""

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..::VU-Pink::.. ````...Enjoy , from $$..JOKES.....````

...JOKES...

Few time Ago A person invented that ..

Who is the most active person of the world...?

"Who invented the alarm.."

n Who is the most lazy person of the world?...

"Who created a Snooze button in it......."....:)

____________________________________

Aik murghi ko kawway se muhabbat ho gayi........Murghay ko pta chla to wo bhot naraz hoa or us se poocha..

MURGHA:"mujhme kay kami thi ..?....kawway se zyada khoobsoorat hoon , tumhari baradi ka hoon..khush rakhoon ga or kyaa?....."

Murghi boli:"..Me ap k jazbaat ki kadar krti hoon.......lein wo AIR FORCE ME HAIN......."

____________________________________

2 nalaiq larkay paper de k abhir aye to pehlay ne doosrau se poocha

pehla:.."Yar ....paper konsa thaa?"

Doosra:"...Maths kaa..."

Pehla:"Is ka matlab k TUNE waqay paper diyaa??...."

Doosra:"...OOoo nahi yaar ....sath wali larki k hath me calculator dekha tha...."

____________________________________

"""Don't worry if people hate you because there are many others who love and care you in the earth. But be worried if ALLAH hates you because there is no other who loves and cares you in akhirat."""

*~*$H!N!NG $T@R*~*

SUHANALLAH HI WABIHAMDIHI SUBHANALLAH HIL AZEEM

.::VULMSIT::.eNoxel Latest Course Grading Scheme..............

AoA,

Please share if anyone have latest grading scheme of these subjects........

Course Grading Scheme is not available yet!

1. CS506 Web Design and Development

2. CS604 Operating Systems

3. CS605 Software Engineering-II

4. CS607 Artificial Intelligence

5. CS609 System Programming

6. CS610 Computer Network

7. CS201 Introduction to Programming

8. CS301 Data Structures

Best Regards,

Muhammad Naveed Anjum

MC100202262

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