**Virtual University Of Pakistan**Student Cafe: 10/07/12

Sunday, October 7, 2012

.::VULMSIT::.eNoxel.com useful tips for parhako and non parhako..

hey guys...

ap sab k lye jo b new student aye hain ya jo b old student hain..

i want k me volunteerly help kro.. .. actually i did MIT.. ..

jald me apni next mail kro ga..

plz wait .. cause it works..

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.::VULMSIT::.eNoxel.com Smile break

Old one, recycled

Every Wife is a "Mistress" for her Husband

"Miss" for one hour & "Stress" for the rest 23 hours!

The are 2 times when a Man doesn't understand a Woman.

Before Marriage and After Marriage.

My Husband And I Divorced Over Religious Differences.

He Thought He Was God, and I Didn't.

Marriage Is Like A Public Toilet.

Those Waiting Outside Are Desperate To Get In & Those Inside Are Desperate To Come Out

Why Were Hurricanes Usually Named After Women?

Because When They Arrive, They're wet and wild,

But When They Go, They Take Your House And Car...

A Man Goes To The Wizard To Ask If He Can Remove A Curse He Has Been Living With For The Last 40 Years.

The Wizard Says, "Maybe, But You Will Have To Tell Me The Exact Words That Were Used To Put The Curse On You.

"The Man Says Without Hesitation, "I Now Pronounce You Man And Wife."

Husband Searching Keywords on Google `How to Tackle Wife? Google Search Result, "Still Searching`

Husband Throwing Darts at His Wife's Photo and Not Even a Single One Hitting the Target... From Another Room Wife Called The Husband: Honey What Are You Doing...Husband: "MISSING YOU".

A Man Goes To See The Rabbi. "Rabbi, Something Terrible Is Happening And I Have To Talk To You About It."

The Rabbi Asked, "What's Wrong?"

The Man Replied, "My Wife Is Poisoning Me."

The Rabbi, Very Surprised By This, Asks, "How Can That Be?"

The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what I should do?"

The Rabbi Then Offers, "Tell You What. Let Me Talk to Her, I'll See What I Can Find out and I'll Let You Know."

The Rabbi Calls after a while And Says, "Well, I Spoke To Her For Three Hours. You Want My Advice?"

The Man Said "Yes"

The Rabbi Replied, "Take the poison"

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY...

Women are like phones:

They like to be held,
talked to and
touched often.
But push the wrong button
and you're disconnected......

Difference Between Complete & Finish...

People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISH. But there is... When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.... And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED..... And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ... COMPLETELY FINISHED.

So! Dear Friend,

Just take it easy, if you don't want to, then take it very seriously. OK>

The One & Only .......... IRFAN.

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