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.::VULMSIT::.eNoxel MGT602 Answer Required

I need the correct Answer of the following Question, anyone please provide

 

 

A marketing Plan answers the _______ types of questions

Select correct option:

1

2

3

4

 

Which one of the following plans should contain control points to ascertain progress and to initiate contingency plans if necessary?

Financial plan

Marketing plan

Business plan

Operational plan

 

Which of the following section of business plan provides complete overview of the product, service and operations of a new venture?

Production plan

Marketing plan

Description of venture

Industry analysis

 

Which of the following business size has lot of adjustment capacity against the changes?

Small

Middle

Large

High growth

 

Which one of the following contracts should be in written?

Real estates

Lease

Rentals

All of the given options

 

The members of the board should be carefully selected by considering which of the following criteria?

Select individuals who can work with a diverse group and will commit to the venture's mission

Select candidates who understand the market environment

Select candidates who will show good judgment in business decision making

All of the given options

 

 

 

 

 

"Decide what general market or industry you wish to pursue" is the first step of:

Segmentation

Saturation

Marketing plan

Marketing system

 

Which of the following term describes the situation of two or more firms that offer essentially the same good or service in the market?

Direct channel

Indirect competition

Direct competition

Indirect exports

 

Job description should include all of the following EXCEPT:

The major duties relevant to a particular job

Expected performance standards

The equipment needed by the worker

An evaluation of the worker's personal needs

 

Which of the following business form has advantage of no capital stock tax or penalty for retained earnings in the business?

Proprietorship

Limited liability company

Corporation

S corporation

 

A short-term, internal source of funds can be obtained by reducing all of following EXCEPT

Short-term assets

Cash

Fixed assets

Inventory

 

Which form of the business has the most freedom in terms of selling one's interest in the business?

Sole proprietorship

Partnership

Corporation

S Corporation

 

SBA provides:

Finance without interest

Finance with interest

Guarantees for getting loans

Financing up to 90 % of principal amount

In USA Public Limited Companies may have ______ Director/s

1

2

3

4

 

On the part of entrepreneur which of the following has/ have a great concern to the Investors

Experience

Commitment

Knowledge

All of the above

 

On which of the following factors the death or withdrawal of a limited partner has no effect?

Continuity of the business

Cost of the business

Ownership of the business

Growth of the business

 

Before leaving his job as a brand manager for a leading toy manufacturer in France, John smith was asked to update his __________,including the job's objectives, type of work he did and other responsibilities.

Job analysis

Job description

Job specification

Job evaluation

 

SBIR grant program is controlled by:

10 Agencies

11 Agencies

12 Agencies

13 Agencies

 

Equipment can be used to secure long term financing, usually on a ______ basis.

1 to 2 years

3 to 6 years

3 to 10 years

4 to 5 years

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A marketing Plan answers the _______ types of questions

1

2

3

4

 

Targeting the market consists of ______ Procedures

1

2

3

4

 

Corporations generally possess not more than two of the following four characteristics: (1) limited liability, (2) centralized management, (3) one time taxation, and (4) least expensive to start. The two characteristics most likely to be absent in corporations are __________.

Limited liability and centralized management

Centralized management and one time taxation

Centralized management and least expensive to start

One time taxation and least expensive to start

 

Before setting the product price, which of the following elements the entrepreneur needs to consider?

Costs

Markups

Competition

All of the above

 

From which of the following R & D limited partnerships provide funds to entrepreneurs in high technology fields?

Equity contribution from investors

Debt from lenders

Cash from company operations

Investors looking for tax shelters

 

Which of the following is the most important for the entrepreneur, while starting a new venture, to make an assessment of?

Risk

Profit

Market

Competitors

 

 

 

 

Which of the following is used to finance floor plans of retailers such as automobile and appliance dealers?

Line of credit

Trust receipt

Accounts receivable

Real estate

 

 

Which of the following is NOT an example of gathering data from secondary sources?

Trade magazines

Newspaper

Government agencies

Focus group

 

Which of the following financing does not require any collateral and offers the investor some form of ownership position in the venture?

Commercial bank loan

Line of credit

Equity

Character loan

 

Corporation has______ Taxation system

No

Triple

Single

Double

 

Which of the following section of business plan provides complete overview of the product, service and operations of a new venture?

Production plan

Marketing plan

Description of venture

Industry analysis

 

Which of the following statement is calculated from projected revenues minus projected costs?

Pro forma income

Pro forma expense

Pro forma revenue

Pro forma sales

 

 

 

 

 

Which of the following is a major disadvantage of the corporate form of business?

Double taxation of dividends

Limited liability of shareholders

Transferability of interest

Inability of the firm to raise large sums of additional capital

 

In which of the following royalty partnership and joint venture are used to reap the benefits of the effort?

Funding stage

Development stage

Growth stage

Exit stage

 

Which one of the following best describes the flow of goods and services from production to the customer?

Organizational plan

Marketing plan

Operations plan

Financial plan

 

Which of the following is included in the description of the business?

Location

Products offered

History

All of the given options

 

Which statement of the following relates with the ultimate goal of Business

Profit Statement

Goal Statement

Mission Statement

Vision Statement

 

Which of the following factors can be directly influenced or controlled?

Economy

Material price

Inflation

Fuel price

 

Banks are usually reluctant to give loan to the

Private Limited Companies

Partnership firm

Public Limited Companies

Sole Proprietor

 

Investors usually prefer the income statement which projects the sales volume of _____ years

1

2

3

4

 

Which one of the following responds to the question of: "Where do we want to go?" and specify things such as market share, profits, sales, market penetration etc.?

Marketing goals and objectives

Mission statement

Vision statement

Market strategy and action programs

 

 

Which variable of the following has the critical decisions of media alternatives, message, role of personal selling, media budget and coupons, etc?

Product

Price

Channel of Distribution

Promotion

 

What is the primary concern of founders who trade equity for capital for their growing

venture?

Select correct option:

Capitalization

Investor capabilities

Valuation

Control

 

All of the following are the major components of any research and development partnership EXCEP

Contract

Sponsoring company

Tax shelter

Limited partnership

 

 

Which statement of the following relates with the ultimate goal of Business

Select correct option:

Profit Statement

Goal Statement

Mission Statement

Vision Statement

 

 

 

LLC is more flexible than

Select correct option:

S Corporation

Limited Partnership

Sole Proprietor

All of the above

           

 

On the part of entrepreneur which of the following has/ have a great concern to the

Investors

Select correct option:

Experience

Commitment

Knowledge

All of the above

           

 


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.::VULMSIT::.eNoxel Around 99 points about Guys



Well its nice and most points are really really true but you must have patience to read till end..SMileee..

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!

13. Guys cry!!!

14. Don't provoke(irritate) the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh…never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.

22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.

25. Guys love their moms.

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

31. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.

32. Guys are very open about themselves.

33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.

34. No guy is bad when he is courting.

35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.

37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.

43. Guys virtually brag about anything.

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

45. Guys think too much.

46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.

47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.

50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.

51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.

52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.

53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.

54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.

56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.

57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.

58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying,"Please come and listen to me"

59. Guys don't really have final decisions "Really Important".

60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.

64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.*

66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.

67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.

68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.

69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!

70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.

72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.

75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.

77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.

78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.

79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.

80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them,they'll realize they're wrong.

81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.

82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.

85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.

86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's criticizing you.

87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance,give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance,ignore him.

88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at u and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.

90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.

93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.

94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.

95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!

97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.

98. Guys hate girls who overreact.

99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships

 


 
 
 
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"Something About Wives"

 

My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
-Henny Youngman
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we
met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's
wrong.
-Milton Berle
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was
water in the carburetor."
I asked her, "Where's the car?"
She replied," In the lake."
-Henny Youngman
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-Henny Youngman
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You
know, I
was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and

didn't notice."
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than
to let him keep her.
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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't
like to
interrupt her.
----------------------------------------------------------

My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
So I
got myself two girlfriends.
---------------------------------------------------------

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided
not to
report it since the thief was spending much less than
his wife did.
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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is
finished.
----------------------------------------------------------

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does
it cost
to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still
paying."
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Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of
Africa, a
Man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real

happiness was until I got married; then it was too
late.
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A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same: "You can have mine."
--------------------------------------------------------

A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a
millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the
friend.
"A billionaire." she replied,
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over
intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over
experience.
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It's not true that married men live longer than single
men.
It only seems longer.
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Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was
almost
impossible.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go
through
life Thinking they had no faults at all.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his
wife
can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such
a man.
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A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask
for
whatever he wants,
but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.
The man thinks for a moment and says," Okay, give me a
million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."
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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for
marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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The most effective way to remember your wife's
birthday is
to forget it once.


 
 
 
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